There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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