i already hear my dad disowning me
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I will be naked everywhere
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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