It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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