If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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