Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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