Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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