I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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