I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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