The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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