And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
The power of my boobs compel you
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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