doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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