what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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