I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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