Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
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he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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