SEEEEXXX PLEASE
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Semen is not good for contacts.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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