can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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