My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?