i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Randomize
