you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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