i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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