Ambien. No doubt about it.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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