Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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