he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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