how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I need moral support for this bender
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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