You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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