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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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