how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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