If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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