I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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