Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
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Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.