i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles