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• (810): View more from Michigan

  i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?

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• (845): View more from New York

  I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?

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• (805): View more from California

  I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles

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