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Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)

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(303): Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;) http://tfl.nu/s5za

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(845): View more from New York

Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations

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(845): Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations http://tfl.nu/d924

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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could

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did she say where she was going

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apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars

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(740): so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could (216): did she say where she was going (740): apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars http://tfl.nu/v42j

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(914): View more from New York

There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone

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(914): There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone http://tfl.nu/hyr8

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(519): View more from Ontario

Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.

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(519): Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins. http://tfl.nu/y67p

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(845): View more from New York

i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room

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(845): i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room http://tfl.nu/beeq

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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.

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(202): At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us. http://tfl.nu/d8nu

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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"

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(856): we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon" http://tfl.nu/pn3g

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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.

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(514): No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters. http://tfl.nu/rpkb

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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks

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the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..

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(573): just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks (1-573): the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving.. http://tfl.nu/nln8

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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...

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(573): I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head... http://tfl.nu/us9j

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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.

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(515): Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women. http://tfl.nu/axeg

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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.

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(815): I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that. http://tfl.nu/ueu2

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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs

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(269): You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs http://tfl.nu/fy9x

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So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me

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(518): So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me http://tfl.nu/ljyq

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