Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
her vagine was all disorganized.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.