i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought