I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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