Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Someone came in the potted fern
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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