Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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