if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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