All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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