just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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