I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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