You just made me feel so damn special
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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