Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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Acid is not a monday night drug
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
its liver damage thursday
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