dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
as a side note pls kill me
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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