In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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