im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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