normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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