We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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