I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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