So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Even my vagina gasped.
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.