Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.