I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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