He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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