no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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