Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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