dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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