How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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