I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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