Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.