Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?